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WASSSSSSSAP FOOOOOOZ

i kno wutchu awl muz b thinkinz, dat da fuzz g0tz ta meh agin, but nah it dat wak shyt kant lai a finga 0n meh unlezZ i eAt sum p0pYz n git rilli RILLI h0enay n den i b lyk "sup lez FUKZ TIL DA ERLY MORN."

sUm wak AzZ h8az r pUtTin sum realli fukT uP SHYT awn my jernaL. s0 awm juz axin 2 plz st0p cuz daz sik shYt n den awma hafta rep0rT 2 da fuzz n den dey pUt y0 AZZ in da LOKDOWN n c awm a c00l SiSta n shYt s0 i dun wannA b d0in dat ShYt s0 plz

s0 i beT ya'lZZ w0nderin were da fuk wuz I! WAIL, i wuz atz a ph0t0 sh0ot BEET DAT BONQUEESHA U DUM DERTY HOE SKANK. ya i gotz pictzhasz n shytz awm da h0ttEzT 1 out dere cuz ya. eVen da girlz wanTzed 2 fuk meh but i wuz lyke "wut da fux mebbe if u hAdZ a therd legz yannno wut awm seyin" n dey givez me dis dirTY l00kz n awm lyke "wut da fux lez fux den" N IT WUZ WAK but yanNo i sTiLL prefeh dix ovah chix if YANNOWUTAWMSEYIN AIGHT.

SEXEH MEH. awm da 1 on da left awm h0t shyt HOTTA DAN BONQUEEFAH AND TAMEEKAH DME DIRTY SLUTHOCollapse )

s0 wuzaap awm h0enay 4 popeYZ awma l00kz 4 dat an a biG l0llip0p 2 sux awn

PIECE N CHIKIN GREZE
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sUp.

i wuZ iN dA lokd0wN 4 n unDizCloZeD am0unT uv tYme f0r rObBin cHikun fR0m p0peYez. wHaT da FuK, I wuZ huNgRy aN a GiRL gotzta eAt, y0. dat sHit iz fuKin Wak aZz sHit. s0 here'Z da St0ree...

iT wuZ 4;30 in da p.M., n I wontEd sum gdamN CHIKUNNN. i l00kt unda Da c0uCh buT awl dat wuz dere wuz 5 sENze N a coNdom rappa. (yah iF y0 noZey AzZ iz wunderin, ShAniqUa gotz soMe foine siZzlin' b0oty laz nite frum sum d0od dat wuz hangiN ouTzside muh houZe. i wuZ lyke "aiyo, suP" an he din say neting s0 i wuz lyk "cum upstaiRz" an he din zAy on3 daNg thang, juZ camE upstAirz n daz awl dere wuz t0 it. I worxed muh shaniqua ChaRmZZZZZ.) da thang wuz, i wuz fuKin HuNgrY n i wanTed f00d, so i wuz thinxin, "o, eyo, meyb doze fo0's at p0peyz gonna h0ok my foine AZz up wit sum chikin" s0 i walx awn d0wn derez and i enta da do' n ever1 b lyke "o l0ok derez shaniqua bo0, wo0ho0!" s0 i wEn up 2 da laday n b lykz "y0 ho0k a sista uP wit sum Chikin, biatch." n she goz "i kan't do dat yo" an i wuz lyke "y" an da hoe goz "cuz i kant, n0w bak awf, bytch." n den i wuz lyke "wut da fukz i'm g0na kik y0 aZz to da muddafukin kurB u dirTy Azz h0e if u dun GivE me my muddafukin chikin." n den she lyke "o ok wuteva u derty h0e." n i wuz lyke " O NO U DIN" s0 den ipull 0ut muh watagun n da h0e thot iT wuz sum kInd uv rEaL guN!!! den dat bytch cal secuRity n nex thang u knowz awm in da damn poh-leese stashion wit sum big AzZ h0e tochin muh go0dz. u c i woodnt mindeD if dat foine azz CoP JaMaLaL toshed muh foine azz bUt dat biG azZ h0e juz gayve muh azz da hibBie JiBbiEz. so den dey tru mi in jAil n dat shiT wuz wAK.

s0 n0w iM oUt n reddy t0 pawty awl nyte l0ng wit muh sista'z, j.lo n ashantay. shE 1 dirtay h0 buh she coo foo. i gotz ta g0 bak 2 t-are-el sto0di0z 2 c if dat bytch caRs0n craka giVe mE baK my JanItorIal skillZ.

giz wut, sean paul iz nbitweEn muh LeGz u awl jeluz uv diz fyne piz of jamaicaN buuuOy n cuz i g0t m0 weeD dan y0 gramama 0n glocoumA.

yA n By da waYz i aDdeD zum m0 ppl cuz i wan 2 chYll wit ya'll cuz awm n neEd uv frenZ n shYt cuz i SaY s0 nao shut da fuk up

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cumin 2 ya'z live frum shaniqUa'Z jAniToRiAL hedquataz in da diRRty broNX!

wassap fo0'z. 2daY muh hoMegIRL (sh0ut 0ut 2 tanquanka) loanDeD meh sum G'Z s0 i c0uld g0 2 wALmaRT an git meh a brasyerie cuz muh trAiNiNg bRa i been haddin sinCe i WuZ twaylve riPped inT0 sHredz. s0 i bot diz bra n dis h0e cumz up 2 meh an b lyke "so u wan a bra" n i wuz lyke "bytch y u tink im in da panti n bra section" n i wuz awl fyRed up n redi 2 buzt sum caPz, buT i kePt MuH k0ol cuz shaniqua doN't plAy lyKe daT. s0 den dat st0opid ByTcH juSt left MeH hAnGin n SaGGiN! n i wuz lYke "wut!" n sooooooooooooooo muh day wuz RuINeD n n0w i HaVe none bRa n s0 awm az l00sE aZ a g00se y0. mE tinkz awm g0na g0 neXt d0or n RoB dat h0ez bRa, i alWaYz h8ed daT bYtch (da h0e ztoLE muH p0peye's BuKceT uv chIcKen! U JUZ DUN D0 DAT Y0.)

s0 wassup

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wutchu awl tink uv diz drawinG uv mEh!?

iznt dat juz h0t yah i tot so muhsaylf. u c dat daz a kewlieZ pictcha i droo uv mah bad saylf it lewk XXaktleh lyKe meh duntCho0 tink, muh teaCh a CrACC h0, shi sayZ dAt muh drawlingz r waCC n i b lyKe "bItCh i wiLL kik y0 aZz 2 da kurb" buh i didNt kuz den da copZ cum afta meh n den i haf 2 187 dey AzZez n iz 2 muCH werk 4 meh n awm 2 sexeh foe muh boday s0 i juz kept chiLL aZ a iCe kewb aight. i iz gunnah send iT 2 b0w w0w cuz i s0 shure daT weN hE c'z dis foiNe pice oF jeLLeH he guNna wan 2 BERN A WHOLE IN DA GROUND WIT MEH IN MUH CRIB!!!!!!!!!!!! b0w w0w diz jelleh iz awl 4 u cum n git it ne time k.
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awm h0t shYt cuz i gradu8d 2 da 8th grade oh yea u all so jeliz of muh jelleh. wh0'z ganna git b0w w0w's bo0t-ay nao? yeh daz ryte, d0nt be triPPin or i'LL kik y0 aZz 2 da curb ya herd.

o awm no longa a janit0r at dat wacC shYt bildin at tRL stewdioZ, i nao w0rk aT o shYt i 4gat da namE, dis shyt is WAK yo!

peEce, luV, n muh jeLLeH greeZe,
shaniqua

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haaaay....geminiz twin da bezt band out thea aight. y dey alwayz on snl an nawt nE where elz? s^ wit that heezy breeezy geezy.
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sup evry1...

awm aight, chillin...killin, everythang kewliez in da hewdiez!!!!!! o lawd i so :):) kuz diz mr. lil bow wow gotz diz jurnalz and i b laik O LAWD IZ LIL BOW WOW!!!! lil bow wow so kewt i luvzz dat guy 2 da bizzone and hizzone werd ya'll ^!!! sup, so i wuz lewxin in muh commintz and i c dat diz guy wan 2 keel me, sir i tinkx u fuxuxt up in da membrain, cuz u c h8 iz da wrung ting in dis lyfe u kno wut im sayin? ya feelin meh? so frum nao un no hibibidy pibibidy threats 2 mizz shaniqua k?

PIECEZ WE OUTTA HEA!!!

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THONYA SHANIQUA LATOYA JOHNSON

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From the Ancient Egyptian root meaning "Air Tainter"
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Expression
thonya shaniqua latoya johnson is empowered by hurting other peoples' feelings.

Personality
thonya shaniqua latoya johnson is cruel and compassionless in all forms of the word.

Natural
thonya shaniqua latoya johnson likes sheep - perhaps too much.

Emotional
thonya shaniqua latoya johnson hates his Pastor.

Character
thonya shaniqua latoya johnson starts most of the arguments.

Physical
thonya shaniqua latoya johnson is basically ugly and unwanted.

Mental
thonya shaniqua latoya johnson isn't overwhelmingly intelligent.

Motivation
thonya shaniqua latoya johnson is terribly overweight.

sup wit dat.

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sup every1!!

wayl i juz gawt dun tawkin 2 muh boo, john! he b 1 flai guy, yanno? so newai...i gawts dis jobz at da lokal deli cuz u kno eva since karson fired meh awf trl (dat ho) i needuh job so i kan raiz maiself. dere sum naic ppl dere, dey rox!!! dere diz 1 chic hoo wan 2 huk ^ wit me, i tinx iz nyce uv her, she fllai an everythang but idunno mai feelingz b mixt ^. den dere diz udda guy he naim b jose he qban and he flai!!!1 i wunt him but den i wan da odda chic....

i so konfewzed, i duno wut 2 do!!!!!

help meh...:(
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supz!!

wayl i havin behn awn in a wyle cuz u c da ting iz dat i met a noo guy and diz guyz kan huk me ^ n da boi is FOINE!! he b looxin like lil romeo mmmmmmm... wayl daz awl 4 nao mo l8r!